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I have done this thing because it is just. Blood demands blood. We have lived and lost at the whims of our masters for too long. I would not have it so. I would not see the passing of a brother, for the purpose of sport. I would not see another heart ripped from a chest, or breath forfeit for no cause. I know not all of you wish this, yet it is done. It is done. Your lives are your own. Forge your own path, or join with us, and together we shall see Rome tremble.
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what if sex toys came alive in the toy story universe too
you got a friend in me
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i remember once reading an embarrassing sex stories article where a couple tried light bondage for the first time and she was tied to a chair and he tickled her with a feather
but she was like really SUPER ticklish and she squirmed suddenly and accidentally kicked her partner in the head, knocking him out cold and had to sit there tied to a chair yelling for help
and I just
joly and bossuet
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l o l the second one is so true though